It seems to me that you are joking, and I take your words as a playful banter. But if you wrote it seriously, then let me tell you this. Those who do not understand humor have no place at all in this thread. None at all. Literally.
There are plenty of other wonderful games. Why waste your time writing ridiculous comments about a game you haven't even played? You must hate yourself and want to waste your time in vain. Well, you're doing a great job. Congratulations.
Greetings to everyone else! Version 0.0.8b was released yesterday. It has even more dumb dialogues, terrible graphics, and other useless content that you shouldn't waste your time on, ever, especially if your superpower is being a killjoy and bringing boredom
But even if that's the case, why not acquire at least one additional superpower?
But, hey, we know that deep down you're a tender romantic and a true sex machine of love