*sigh* for fucks sake
The initial post complaining about dogs is signed Mittens, which is a very popular name for cats. Because they have a lot of fur patterns that make it look like they're wearing mittens, see. Cats famously dislike dogs, so of course a cat would want to be rid of them.
Asylum, as the joke flies over his head with enough clearance to fit a jet liner nose-to-tip, says I must be fun at parties, because being fun at parties apparently means being deathly serious at all junctures.
And so I, continuing the joke, signed his post Spike, which is a popular name for dogs. Because Dogs famously dislike cats. Very old cartoon gag.
Clearly I made a mistake bringing such advanced humour into this thread, so in the future I'll stick to something you guys will understand, like posting poop emojis and referencing skibidi toilet.